Well, that was probably the best response to that question I have ever gotten!
As far as the whole state-capitalism thing, I would watch this. It is interesting. The guy claims Russia was a "non-mode of production".
http://vimeo.com/29505740
I am not really sure what tendency you fall into. Maybe some merger of Trotskyism and Left Communism with more emphasis on Left Communism?
I would say I am a left communist and a Bordigist.